Jerks

To the asswipe who last night rummaged through my unlocked car and stole my GPS (which was only used five times and had this hilarious aussie accent and cost me $400) and somehow was able to sneak quietly past my neighbor's dog even though he barks at me every time I step outside and yet did not steal the charger or anything else (including my cell phone, shows you how cheap it is) because my lovely GPS is probably just being sold for $100 crack rather than being loved for its hilarious was of saying "recaculating":

You suck, jerkwad.

~Ciera